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A conversation about marriage (with some classmates)
Classmate #1:
Like, I'm okay with gay people wanting to be with each other. But marriage should be between a guy and a girl.
Classmate #2:
I don't even want to see it. Like, it's nasty.
Me:
Oh my god! I know! My neighbor was talking about how he and his Jewish girlfriend wanna get married and I was like "Why should you two be allowed to get married?" in my head. I mean, why would they think it was okay for a Christian and a Jew to get married. Disgusting.
Classmates:
....
Me:
And let me tell you about this other couple I saw making out at the mall. It was nasty. The boy was white and the girl was black. Can you believe that? Two people of different races being together? That's just wrong.
Classmate #2:
What the hell is wrong with you? So what if they want to be together?
Classmate #1:
Yeah, there isn't anything wrong with it.
Me:
Are you kidding me? It's completely wrong.There is only one kind of marriage that is okay. And that is between a man and a woman of the same race, religious background, with the same income level and from the same place. We wouldn't want kids to think that diversity is okay. God wouldn't appreciate these people ruining the sanctity of marriage.
Classmate #1:
Why are you even in this conversation? God loves everyone.
Me:
What? So you're telling me that God doesn't care who you marry, because he loves everyone?
Classmate #1:
Yeah...
Me:
Does he love animals, too?
Classmate #1:
He loves human and animals and living creatures all around.
Me:
Whoa. That just blew my mind. Well it is a good thing that gay people can't get married then. Because everyone knows that gay people aren't human, or living for that matter. Haha.
Classmate #1:
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Me:
Go choke on a dick you stupid prick.
year is 2392
child:
mommy i can't sleep
mother:
don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother:
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
math test:
a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test:
the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test:
explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Physics tests:
The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
usually don’t agree with anyone at FoxNews, but God this is awesome…
always reblog
It’s a pretty rare occasion when I agree with anyone at Fox Noise. :-)
Rebloging this again, for great justice.
I have to reblog this everytime I see it XD
Kill him.
If Chris Brown was any other man, people wouldn’t give him the time of day.
Swear to god…I lost all respect for him how can he still have a fan base?
society:
Everyone's beautiful.
society:
Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
society:
You don't eat? Anorexic freak!
society:
You're a size 4? You're supposed to be a size 0!
society:
You're an A cup? What are you, 8?
society:
You're a C cup? That's my mums size.
society:
You had sex?! Slut!
society:
You haven't had sex? Hah, you're frigid!
society:
You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker!
society:
You think you're pretty? Conceited much?
society:
You believe in gay rights? Homo!
society:
You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic dickhead!
society:
You're depressed? Attention seeker!
society:
You cut yourself? Still attention seeking!
society:
You can't go on? How much attention do you want?!
-someone kills themself-
society:
Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks!
